The given: What do you say to a beotch who says to you, "Alam mo (You know), b*tchy ka (you're a b*tch)."
Most liked answers (by me, of course!):
- "The next time I need your useless opinion, I'll ask for it."
- "...only to you"
- "Next time, tell me something I don't know."
- "Bakit? Nakalimutan ko?"
- "Oh wait, nobody told me. Since when did your opinion start to matter?"
- "Is this my cue to fake that I'm hurt?"
- "Alam mo, it's painful talking to idiots."
- "Pasalamat ka wala kang leeg. Kung hindi, sinakal na kita."
- "And yet there are still people who hang around me. And you...?"
- "So aside from stating the obvious, what else can you do?"
- "Twinkle, twinkle little snitch. Mind your business little b*tch!"
- "Talk to me again when I become dumb enough to listen to you."
- "Even though we're birds of the same feather, we are NOT flocking together."
- "Yes, I am...a Beautiful Individual That Challenges Hoes."
- "Talk to the hand...and for complaints, consult my middle finger."
-->I listed more than the usual 10 because I thought they were catchy and totally useful later on...(~_^) *wink*
Like I always say, "I'm a sweet b*tch, go figure." (^o^)y
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